Kiefer Sutherland/Skid Row

Sketches Include: Testifying for the Kennedys – The defense is picking members for the jury supporting Ted Kennedy. Campaign ’92 – Democratic “”unhopefuls”” try not to become the candidate that loses to Bush. Daily Affirmation with Stuart Smalley – Stuart invites his cousin, Leon, to the show. Leon has a show which is much better than Stuart’s, and Stuart is jealous, rendering an affirmation. Kiddie Metal – Guns ‘n’ Roses record a punk rock kids’ song album. The Scottish Store – A small-town Scottish store owner is reunited with his estranged brother, and they fight on and off, while still kicking out people who don’t “”think”” Scottish. Phone Illiteracy – A man who wants to talk to someone has his friend do it for him. Strange? The first man is phone illiterate. It’s a dangerous thing…?